Khir Toyo and his "developed" lies

Selangor Menteri Besar Datuk Seri Mohd. Khir Toyo should be promoted to become the "most developed Menteri Besar" in Malaysia for his lies:

LIE: "I will follow the orders, which say that the appointment of councillors has to be according to their party positions. So, if there is any problem, we will refer to the party management", said Khir at a press conference on Wednesday 18 Oct 2006. Then on Saturday 28 Oct 2006, he said, "The state exco has deliberated on this matter. We have already made a decision to withdraw the councillorship from Zakaria."
TRUTH: The state exco meets every Wednesday, and unless it met on the second day of Hari Raya Aidilfitri (Wednesday 25 Oct 2006), it does not compute, but it all seems part of a sandiwara.

LIE: Khir Toyo gave an ultimatum to Zakaria - resign or be sacked from his position as a councillor of the Klang Municipal Council (MPK).
TRUTH: Zakaria's term as MPK councillor ended in Sept 2006. He was supposed to be sworn in for another term on 19 Oct 2006, but that ceremony was called off. Technically, Zakaria is not a councillor, how could he resign or be sacked?

As long as Khir Toyo remains as the menteri besar of Selangor, all's not well in the country's only self-declared fully developed state.